This isn’t Self-Help
This is Self-Return
You don’t need more affirmations.
You need a reset that starts in your bones.
The version of you who keeps playing nice?
She’s tired.
And she’s not the real you.
At My Neon Dandelion, we don’t fix women.
We unfold them.
We burn the shame, rewire the noise, and bring your body back online as a place of power, not punishment.
This is where you unlearn their rules,
say the quiet thing out loud,
and stop apologizing for wanting more.
Through subconscious healing,
sensual rituals,
and radical self-return,
you’ll shed the patterns that
don’t belong to you -
and remember the woman who always did.
Come as you are.
Leave as more.
The
My Neon Dandelion Approach
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Radical Self-Return
Before the shame. Before the people-pleasing. Before the world tod you how to shrink yourself into “acceptable”.
This is the homecoming - to your truth, your fire, your softness, your original self.
We meet the stories that shaped you and decide which ones get rewritten.
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Sensual Liberation
This is where we burn the shame script. You get to feel desire without apology. You get to take up space in your skin, in your sex, in your soul.
We’re not here to perform power - we are here to embody it.
Pleasure becomes a compass. Sensation becomes sacred. You become ungovernable.
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Pattern Alchemy
Old Habits. Looping thoughts. Emotional Autopilot.
These aren’t character flaws; they are survival strategies that outlived their usefulness.
We’re not here to shame them. We are here to decode, rewire, and transmute them into aligned action. This is deep mindset work—not to make you “better,” but to make you free.
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Voice Activation
You’ve been taught to tone it down, stay nice, stay small.
Here, we reclaim your roar and your wisper.
Whether you are unlearning silence or rewriting the story around speaking up, this is the work of letting your truth take up space.
Your voice is not just sound. It’s a signal to the world that you’re no longer hiding.
You might be here because…
You’re tired of feeling numb, anxious, or disconnected from your body.
You want to break the habits that keep you playing small - and build ones that turn you on.
You’ve silenced your sensuality to stay safe, likeable, or in control.
You long to speak with clarity, walk with heat, and trust your “no” without guilt.
You crave a new relationship to pleasure, rest, boundaries, and desire.
You’re done asking for permission to take up space - physically, emotionally, erotically.
Let’s Work Together
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A Letter From
Me To You
Hey,
If you’re here, something in you is stirring. Maybe it’s soft. Maybe it’s loud. Maybe it’s been whispering for years.
Either way, I want you to know that I see you.
I didn’t find this work because I wanted to frame the license on my wall. I became this work because it saved me.
When I was cracked open in a way I couldn’t put back together, Hypnotherapy became my lifeline. It helped me find my breath again. My body. My voice.
That was over a decade ago. Since then, this work has evolved with me through grief, joy, rebirth, and rebellion.
I’ve worked with clients from many different backgrounds, and found fulfillment guiding them all through transformation, but the work that calls to me deepest is guiding women.
Women who are tired of shrinking. Tired of performing. Tired of feeling disconnected from their power, their bodies, and their pleasure.
This space - My Neon Dandelion - is for you if you’re ready to come home to yourself. Not the self they told you to be - the one buried under old beliefs, stale habits, and “shoulds”.
The self who still knows how to feel, want, and bloom.
This work isn’t always easy, but it’s sacred.
And I promise you don’t have to do it alone.
If your body is saying “yes,” even a little bit - trust her.
That’s where we begin.
With heart,
Tana Elise
Founder of My Neon Dandelion
Transformations
“Talking about sex used to make me shut down or deflect with a joke. Now I feel like I actually know what I want, and I’m not ashamed of it. There’s this weird feeling of coming back to myself. Like, ‘oh… this is mine.’”
— Reina J., 44
“I didn’t realize how much I needed to laugh in the middle of healing. Sessions with Tana were deep, but also weirdly fun? I’d cry one minute and then leave the session smiling. She makes it feel safe to be a total human.”
— Mel P., 38
“I used to attract the same guy over and over. Detached, unavailable, not really seeing me. Something shifted after two months of coaching together, and I’m finally dating someone now who actually listens. He’s kind and so thoughtful, and I know I attracted him because of this work. I don’t think I believed I deserved this love before.”